The Swabfather T-Shirt — Funny COVID Swab Test Medical Humor Tee

$20.68

Comfort Colors® Colors: White

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that mixes dark humor with vintage mobster vibes. The front art riffs on classic crime films—an aloof, suit-clad squid character sits at a desk beside a coffee mug and electrical outlet, captioned with a witty line about 'exciting conversations with a wall outlet.' The heavyweight cotton feels substantial and broken-in thanks to the post-construction dyeing, giving each shirt a lived-in softness and slightly faded look. Wear it to lean into ironic humor at casual meetups, late-night creative sessions, or when you want a conversational piece that hints at offbeat taste. The roomy fit and durable construction mean it will age into one of your go-to shirts.

Product Type: T-shirt
Theme/Features: Mobster parody illustration, offbeat electrical-outlet joke, vintage noir styling, garment-dyed soft texture
Target Audience: Fans of dark humor, retro pop-culture mashups, and graphic tee collectors
Occasions: Casual hangs, game nights, novelty-themed parties, comic or pop-culture events

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk sizing
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look
- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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The Swabfather T-Shirt — Funny COVID Swab Test Medical Humor Tee

$20.68

Comfort Colors® Colors: White

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that mixes dark humor with vintage mobster vibes. The front art riffs on classic crime films—an aloof, suit-clad squid character sits at a desk beside a coffee mug and electrical outlet, captioned with a witty line about 'exciting conversations with a wall outlet.' The heavyweight cotton feels substantial and broken-in thanks to the post-construction dyeing, giving each shirt a lived-in softness and slightly faded look. Wear it to lean into ironic humor at casual meetups, late-night creative sessions, or when you want a conversational piece that hints at offbeat taste. The roomy fit and durable construction mean it will age into one of your go-to shirts.

Product Type: T-shirt
Theme/Features: Mobster parody illustration, offbeat electrical-outlet joke, vintage noir styling, garment-dyed soft texture
Target Audience: Fans of dark humor, retro pop-culture mashups, and graphic tee collectors
Occasions: Casual hangs, game nights, novelty-themed parties, comic or pop-culture events

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk sizing
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look
- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product